If you live on the earth and you have a social media account, you’ve probably noticed how colourful it’s been since the 26th? Rainbow stripes on all my friends profile pictures! Yay Rainbow! Go Gay Rights!

One thing straight? Who you sleep with or fall in love with is your business.

Who you marry? Seems to be the business of the Government.

Says who?

God….or Obama? Or is it “you”, the “people”?

Did the people decide? Or did a bunch of well-fed businessmen in suits decree it so?

Did they do that to distract you from something?

You bet your sweet ass they did!

It’s only my opinion, and I totally believe in anybody’s right to do anything or anyone they please, as long as everyone is consenting. So why do I have a problem with all this?

SATURATION… I mean can anybody talk about anything else? Really think about it? So now I know you support the LGBT movement. Congratulations on recognising  your humanity!

We’ve been accepting that people are gonna love each other for decades, but thanks for jumping on the bandwagon now.

Now that it’s “trending”…

Where in the Bible does it say that Governments license marriage? Where?

As a matter of fact if you read the Bible proper like, you will discover the most deplorable acts of “marriage” ever seen.

Let’s start with Adam and Eve.

They begot Cain and Abel. Then Eve, the big whore, seduces her son, (but only after he murders his only brother). From this twisted union we are all sprung, accordingly.

We got Kings with 600 wives. We got Surrogates. We got old men marrying young girls. We got men marrying their sisters…… Do I have to go on? I’m feeling kind of icky…

So in short, if you believe every word of the Bible, then almost anything is “Married”. You can go kill all the men in a tribe, rape one of their women, and make her your wife, in the Bible! God says so.

Seems kind of unfair that men miss out on loving each other in that book. (Would have made a much more juicy story in my opinion, but so…)

Now we’re all standing up on our seats shouting “Hooray Obama”, “Hooray America”. (I wonder how many Australians know that gettin Gay Married was already legal in most states in the U.S.?)

It was hardly a HUGE LEAP for human rights… More of a distraction from what they really wanted to do.

What they really want to do, (“They” being our World Governments), is continually distract us from the important stuff. You know the stuff that doesn’t center on your private life, but on your whole WAY OF LIFE.

“They” are happy as Larry about the Rainbows.

“They” have snuck a Trade Agreement right under your noses while you were being all gay and colourful. This Trade Agreement, (the “Trans Pacific Partnership” or TPP) will end your country, my country and every endevour our ancestors fought for to keep us FREE.

So what does “Free” even mean?


enjoying personal rights or liberty, as a person who is not in slavery:

a land of free people.


pertaining to or reserved for those who enjoy personal liberty:

They were thankful to be living on free soil.


existing under, characterized by, or possessing civil and political liberties that are, as a rule, constitutionally guaranteed by representative government:

the free nations of the world.


enjoying political autonomy, as a people or country not under foreign rule; independent.


exempt from external authority, interference, restriction, etc., as a person or one’s will, thought, choice, action, etc.; independent; unrestricted.


able to do something at will; at liberty:

free to choose.


clear of obstructions or obstacles, as a road or corridor:

The highway is now free of fallen rock.

Definition 3. is the one that I question most. I mean, are we really free?

What of Corporations? Big Business? Who does Obama look up to? Who funds his campaigns?

I can’t even talk about Tony Abbott, so please don’t make me, but I will say that if anyone really doubts that the Political System is rigged, fucked and not representative of the people’s views?

I give you TONY ABBOTT…

We live in the most aggressively forward moving time ever know to humanity. Technology is moving so fast, we can no longer be “up to date” with anything. In a world moving so quickly, who is directing? Who’s in charge of ETHICS?

I think it’s PROFIT. Yep, profit seems to be in charge.

But how can we combine profit with ethics, when ethics cost so fucking much? And how did profit get to be running the show in the first place?

All good questions, and I would encourage you to seek answers to those questions, instead of changing your goddamn profile picture to rainbows….